“If you wanted to torture me, you’d tie me down and force me to watch our first five videos.” -John Bon Jovi
“I like to think of us as Clearasil on the face of the nation. Jim Morrison would have said that if he was smart, but he’s dead.” – Lou Reed
“I don’t deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn’t deserve that either. So I’ll keep it.” – Quincy Jones
“Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.” – Archie Bunker
“I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.” – George Burns
“All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard no horse sing a song.” – Louis Armstrong
“I taught them everything they know, but not everything I know.” – James Brown
“The only thing better than singing is more singing.” – Ella Fitzgerald
“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.” – Steve Martin
“If your lifegaurd duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.” – Simon Cowell
